All 12 game Reviews

Police Sniper 2 Police Sniper 2

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Controls Too Unresponsive

Controls too unresponsive to have fun, and bogs down when shooting... Which says something, considering I have a frankenstein box that can make Doom 3/Half Life 2 its bitch.

Sabermania Sabermania

Rated 1 / 5 stars

The controls are crap.

When defending against attacks on the far left or right side, your lightsaber will turn into a position where its almost impossible to defend against attacks.

This game is poor... Don't play it.

The Orc Ring The Orc Ring

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Apparently Orcs are Jewish.

Cursors of the Future! Cursors of the Future!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Nothing New or Exciting

Granted, a great exercise in actionscript, but the flash fails to amuse.

Project EDDIE Project EDDIE

Rated 5 / 5 stars


yo tommy-boy.
nice game...
try rippin the hippy simon belmont sprite from "contra hard corps" and use it as a boss...
another good one would be Boogerman.
keep it up man.
-james marshall

Xiao Xiao No. 4 Xiao Xiao No. 4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

it takes talent to do shit like this...

i found this game very entertaining, but it lost its xiao xiao value of originality.

note to reviewers: take the time to really inspect these movies before making an ass out of yourself.
ex. LinusPunxPimp said "...Third annoying thing, no instructions. It took me like four credits to figure out that space bar is how u reload, and then only by accident..."
try the help button!

you pick portal music v.1 you pick portal music v.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

1 and 3

i cant decide, so put a vote on both #1 and #3

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Hit Ciro the kitten! Hit Ciro the kitten!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


is God

CastleVania: TFB Beta CastleVania: TFB Beta

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Questions and Suggestions

1. Is the whole game going to be the fight between ol simon and dracula? if so, does dracula change form?
2. Suggestion: if you whip the fire balls, shouldnt they dissolve?
3. is the special weapons, such as the cross axe and the lowly dagger, going to be introduced in this game?
4. we need righty's contols ( such as 'z' for jump and 'x' for whip).
5. if you need any help about programming or need more suggestions, just email me at or attack my AIM (pillPenguinpilot).
Thank you for showing simon in action again.

Thincat's SpaceMutantGame Thincat's SpaceMutantGame

Rated 1 / 5 stars


i saw the tutorial to do something like this... and you did add a lil to it... but its basically the same game all around.

it looked like a drunk painted the lines on the road and the ground loops did not connect...

i guess its ok...

ilikeme596 responds:

What the heck are you talking about? "i saw the tutorial to do something like this" what tutorial? what the heck does that have to do with this game i made? "it looked like a drunk painted the lines on the road" how does it look like a drunk drew them?! they're straight!! "the ground loops did not connect" what are ground loops?! man, you sure dont know anything about flash!
"i guess its ok" duh...