JamesMarshall's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Police Sniper 2]

Controls Too Unresponsive

Controls too unresponsive to have fun, and bogs down when shooting... Which says something, considering I have a frankenstein box that can make Doom 3/Half Life 2 its bitch.

[Sabermania]

The controls are crap.

When defending against attacks on the far left or right side, your lightsaber will turn into a position where its almost impossible to defend against attacks.

This game is poor... Don't play it.

[The Orc Ring]

Hmph.

Apparently Orcs are Jewish.

[Cursors of the Future!]

Nothing New or Exciting

Granted, a great exercise in actionscript, but the flash fails to amuse.

[Project EDDIE]

lovely...

yo tommy-boy.
nice game...
try rippin the hippy simon belmont sprite from "contra hard corps" and use it as a boss...
another good one would be Boogerman.
keep it up man.
-james marshall

[Xiao Xiao No. 4]

it takes talent to do shit like this...

i found this game very entertaining, but it lost its xiao xiao value of originality.

note to reviewers: take the time to really inspect these movies before making an ass out of yourself.
ex. LinusPunxPimp said "...Third annoying thing, no instructions. It took me like four credits to figure out that space bar is how u reload, and then only by accident..."
try the help button!

[you pick portal music v.1]

1 and 3

i cant decide, so put a vote on both #1 and #3

[Hit Ciro the kitten!]

PriKedELiK

is God

[CastleVania: TFB Beta]

Questions and Suggestions

1. Is the whole game going to be the fight between ol simon and dracula? if so, does dracula change form?
2. Suggestion: if you whip the fire balls, shouldnt they dissolve?
3. is the special weapons, such as the cross axe and the lowly dagger, going to be introduced in this game?
4. we need righty's contols ( such as 'z' for jump and 'x' for whip).
5. if you need any help about programming or need more suggestions, just email me at [e-mail] or attack my AIM (pillPenguinpilot).
Thank you for showing simon in action again.

[Thincat's SpaceMutantGame]

well...

i saw the tutorial to do something like this... and you did add a lil to it... but its basically the same game all around.

it looked like a drunk painted the lines on the road and the ground loops did not connect...

i guess its ok...

ilikeme596 responds:

What the heck are you talking about? "i saw the tutorial to do something like this" what tutorial? what the heck does that have to do with this game i made? "it looked like a drunk painted the lines on the road" how does it look like a drunk drew them?! they're straight!! "the ground loops did not connect" what are ground loops?! man, you sure dont know anything about flash!
"i guess its ok" duh...